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Alameda Proof

Similar to bulletproof, but from Alameda Research, one of the most predatory Cryptocurrency trading desk and market maker, famous for its mantra on Effective Altruism: take away your money through market manipulation and give it to politicians who keep them from going to jail.
protocols keep getting built with a game theoretic optimal in mind, all this hubbub about mechanism design, when really we should just be designing them to be alameda proof
by AlamedaResearch June 13, 2022
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mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.
changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.
by stevethebus October 22, 2011
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proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other
Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home
by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016
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Bullet Proof

Just 30 layers of bondo and Weilding blankets
Bullet Proof before the coup
by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021
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Not having Proof

Not Having proof means youre stupid ass little nigga monkey
Not having Proof*
He he he haw
by Cloudy69420 April 3, 2022
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Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”
omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat
by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023
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