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mystery makeout

when the male ejaculates semen into a drink mixer. then the female squirts cum into the same drink mixer. then use the drink mixer and mix the females cum and the males cum together. when the substance is properly mixed, both the male and the female take drink as much as they can. when they do that then they makeout with the substance in their mouths.
hey, ally wanna have a mystery makeout tonight?
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Mystery honeypot

A type of mystery that deliberately has no real answer.

Mostly used in horror for the purposes of making something that is meant to be incomprehensible to the readers.
"Just finished reading Asteroid 912-JST, I was disappointed that there wasn't an answer to what the asteroid was for in the end."

"Hey what if the asteroid was made to-"

"Nah, don't go through the trouble of thinking about it. It was confirmed by the writer that it is a mystery honeypot."
by nooneshouldnomyname January 3, 2024
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Bags O’ Mystery

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.
“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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Mystery Unknown One

Mystery Unknown One, it's a term used for people disguised as an unknown one, and are a mystery for people. It's also used to tag people who never talk about their selves. It's also a name for a Tf2 Server Community's Admin; The name of the community is AoDRP, he gets bullied by spamming Tatsumaki's Rep commands.
???: *walks through the city*
People: Oh, he is mysterious.....
Dick Skinner: Nah he is just Mystery, an AoDRP Admin. His name is Mystery Unknown One, a good admin tbh.
by JustFabby May 12, 2018
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Mysterious

Nickolas Ramirez is very mysterious he is the most mysterious person on earth and NOBODY can be as mysterious as THE Nickolas Ramirez. When you pass by him anywhere, he will avoid eye contact cause that’s what mysterious people like him do.
Nickolas Ramirez is soooo mysterious i hope I can be like him one day!!!”
by Hyungwonxminho February 28, 2024
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mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.
by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011
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super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides
i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined
by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025
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