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myspace

Once upon a time there was a emo/loner/scene/sluty girl. She yerned for popularity so she got a myspace. This launched her into uber slut space where she uber uber popular and used extra letters on all of her wordsss and used wordds like:omg, rofl, omg, lmao, omg, effin, omg, your gorgeous, omg, im so ugly, omg, bffae x123456789,omg ILY, omg, ♥, and yes she spelled it out.OMG.She got a totally cool emo/scene/loner/sluty/ manaorexic/manwhore boyfriend.. and she was like OMG i effin love you...ILYS! THEN SHE GOT RAPED AND DIED.ily.omg.
DO DRUGS NOT MYSPACE
myspaceGirl 1: Im such a fucking fat ugly whore.
Girl 2: omg shut up you are so effin gorgeous, im the fat ugly whore
LAAAATER ON...
Girl 2: omg girl 1 is so ugly and whorey
Girl 3: i effin know bffae omg
Later on...
Girl 1: omg i effin hate Girl 2
Girl 3: omg me too, your like my bffaex12345678
by THE SENSIBLE WORLD November 19, 2006
mugGet the myspacemug.

myspace

a self-obsessed website, all people do is talk aobut themselves put pictures of themselves and see how many friends they can get, and people become extrmemly addicted to it, its really lame and its over taken google in the most popular website worldwide
bullshit!
comment my myspace pictures or die slut
by hood11111111111111 October 6, 2006
mugGet the myspacemug.

MySpace

Bob: MySpace? Wtf is MySpace???? Ooo u mean Facebook
by SPARTAN wrestler August 16, 2015
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MySpace

A long since forgotten social website.
Hey is anyone else here? Come on why does no one post anything on there MySpace page anymore?
by Shippingdragon November 20, 2015
mugGet the MySpacemug.

myspace

an oldie website where you pretended to be innocent and took pictures from a bad angle and always had bangs
wait, hold my sidekick, i need a picture for myspace

*poses*
by yurpy durpy November 28, 2018
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myspace

An extinct plane of existence consisting of slutty teenage, emo, attention whore, douchebags who constantly update their page and don't really have any friends but pretend to. Much like a facebook, but no one gives one shit about it anymore. (Thank God almighty)
2006 Teenagers-

OMG OMG OMG I HAVE TO UPDATE MY MYSPACE!

2014 Teenagers-

What the hell is a myspace?
by MooseWinchester January 23, 2014
mugGet the myspacemug.

MySpacing

When someone or something that used to be on top is in an unstoppable decline into oblivion.
Jennifer was doing so well with her career before she started MySpacing from all the drugs and partying.
by jericoacoaraterra April 26, 2011
mugGet the MySpacingmug.

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