Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

by Alex and Rob April 4, 2006

chunky mustard

A dark yellow, mustard-like liquid that oozes out of a girls vagina. Also known as coot pus or clit leakage.

GUY: wow something smells really bad
GIRL: sorry thats just some of my chunky mustard.

by bdizzlemynizzle October 30, 2010

Fuck Mustard

The mixture of anal lube, semen, and feces resulting from butt sex.

When I got done fucking her in the ass I had Fuck Mustard on my dick. Tastes great on burgers!!!!

by KingMustard February 23, 2014

Mustard Bath

The act of mixing fecal matter and urine together and smearing it all over one's body.

Hey Weston, we took the next step last night. I finally talked Matt in to letting me give him a mustard bath last night. It was so romantic.

by MkTweets January 11, 2014

Mustard man

He is usually a young boy that has been blessed the the big gay. He is usually not very happy and always fat.

You see mustard man over there he is the big gay sooo...

by Booootyboiii12345 December 2, 2017

mustard lip

being in the state of looking like a goofy ass duchebag

Wow Guga you have a Mustard Lip

by Oh Krap October 20, 2006

Monkey mustard

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.

(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.

by A_2_spooky_sloth January 22, 2017