Belt Mustache

When the pubic hair is grown to a long enough length that it is protruding from the underwear.
Wow, I was about to unbutton her pants until I noticed her Belt Mustache.
by JBailey March 20, 2010
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Mustache Manuary

31 days of shaving everything off of your face except a disgusting mustache. Similar to "No-Shave November" and "Decembeard"
Dan's looking a bit like a pedophile lately, isn't he?

Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.
by Ckleeb December 13, 2009
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mustache man

A term used to describe a homosexual male. Typically a male who wears leather and frequents gay establishments. Not to be confused with mustache ride.
There was a gay pride parade downtown today. Let me tell you, there was no shortage of mustache men there.
by xxxPharaohxxx February 25, 2004
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mustache ride

1. Going down on a girl while you have a mustache

2. when an unshaven girl rides your face
1. Screw 6 flags i wanna go on a mustache ride!

2. Trisha better shave, last night she made me give her a mustache ride it was like i flossed my teeth with pubic hairs
by Brohandus Ganja May 05, 2010
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Hitler Mustache

when u take shit from ur ass and u smear the shit on ur frends face so it looks like a hitler mustache
guy: hey kid u got some crap there
butters: sir, that wud be my face
by justin December 23, 2004
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Hitler Mustache

This phrase refers to the notorious dictator, Hilter, or one of his characteristic personal images.

Further, this phrase is used to express a compared or direck relationship between the object and Fascism or Hitler himself.
My political opposition puts the Hitler mustache on me.
by Yahoo 知識家 October 22, 2009
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mustache ride

Hailing from the spanish verb montar, it means to mount ones face, LITERALLY, this move is highly controversial and should only be repeated by professionals.
mustache ride translated into spanish
Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"
Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"
by Neilskeet July 24, 2008
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