muscle punk

In common jailhouse jargon, a very bulked-up man, who lifts weights every spare minute to make the time go by. He is usually otherwise feminine in all its hystrionic aspects. He uses the muscleman image so others won't mess with him---he initiates the sexual advances, or permissions. He uses the muscleman persona to throw you off, in that he likes it up the booty on the down low, but by no means wants to be stereotyped as a feminine homosexual.

"Man, don't be fooled by his looks. He is just a muscle punk. He looks like a brick-shithouse, but he will make you his bitch. See that even BIGGER guy at the end of the yard, the brick-shithouse is HIS bitch."

by vetusvates January 6, 2009

mausoleum

A mausoleum is a large burial chamber, usually above ground. As used in the MCR song, "Cemetery Drive",

Way down
Mark the grave
Where the searchlights find us
Drinking by the mausoleum door
And they found you on the bathroom floor

by flame May 20, 2005

Muscle

To muscle is to pack some kind of weaponry; usually guns.

I'm up in some pussy, up out there muscle (ing) with uzi's- Rick Ross

by Gdub13 July 4, 2009

musclehead

An automotive enthusiast who believes in the philosophy that the bigger a car's engine, the better it is. Used in a perjorative fashion.

If you take 2 cars, one with a V-6 and one with a V-8, the stereotypical musclehead will always believe the car with the V-8 is better, even though the car with the V-6 may actually be faster for other reasons (lighter weight, higher displacement-to-horsepower ratio, turbos, superchargers, etc.), have better handling and response, etc.

by D.L. Crosse February 3, 2007

muscle car

A car built between 1960 and 1980, usually has a large 6 cylinder engine (179 - 250ci) or a small V8 (308ci - 350ci) or a large V8 (396ci - 454ci)
Usually isn't fuel injected, the hot 6's usually have triple carburettors, the V8's one or two. Me being from Australia might have a different view to people from the USA but we still love our muscle cars. Will always win in an accident, I had an accident in my Torana, got the 350 Chev in it fixed and she was good again. None of this plastic S**t you get today with the crappy turbos, my Torana makes 300hp stock without turbo's, a Skyline makes 320hp with 2 turbos to make up for its crappy displacement.
And they still can't beat me!

In Australia, a muscle car is a Holden Torana 1971 - 1979, which came in 2 door until 1975 then became 4 door or 2 door hatch. Engines were a 186ci or 202ci Holden 6, 253ci Holden V8, 308ci Holden V8 or 350ci Chev V8 (V8's after 1975, not before) There are many more but I would state my favourite.
In America, a Chevrolet Camaro 1969 - 1972, a Dodge Charger R/T 426 Hemi (a beauty of a car), a Plymouth Barracuda.

by Ben Vahanian April 18, 2006

musclerexia

A disease carried by a dude who is addicted to "beefing up"; frequently says things like "My arms are SO small", "I need to go to the gym", and "I think I'm gonna do steroids". Psychological impairment causes him to see small, wimpy dude when he looks in the mirror, and constantly self abase. Male version of the common disease anorexia.

Noah's friends became worried when he became socially withdrawn and spent all his time lifting weights. They thought about staging an intervention for Musclerexia

by chaboodle March 19, 2010

Ginger Muscle

Extra muscle found in the roof of all female ginger's vagina.

"Last night I went out with that ginger girl and we made out at her place. I have to tell you, she has a ginger muscle hidden in there.

by Brunehole June 17, 2010