munted

completely off your face to the point of facial distortion

"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"

by petemaaan June 25, 2012

munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x

"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate

by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013

Munting corpse sex

The act of having anal sex with a dead body after munting it, preferably 3-5 hours afterwards.

"Hey Bobby, want to start munting corpse sex your deceased grandmother"

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Matthew Munt May 9, 2024

munt

A male cunt

That guy who has the spray on tan and waxed chest is such a munt.

by Charmily January 27, 2015

Munt Victim

The person who is the subject of Munting

I will not make a Munt Victim of Truman!

by PortsNotAlt April 26, 2024

munting

To throw up viciously

Dee: “hey hugh, why weren’t you in class?”
Hugh: “sorry i was in the toilet munting”

by Dee Snuts The 3rd June 16, 2021

Pompey revenge-munt

A similar definition to munting however in this case a Portsmouth fan goes into the local cemetery in Southampton and starts killing every scummer and then munts them to a pulp

I hate the scummers , therefore me and my friends are going on a Pompey revenge-munt

by PepsiGeez February 7, 2025