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The Big Muddy

= Blumpkin + Cleveland Steamer

The Big Muddy is when you position yourself over a partner and recieve oral while simultaneously deficating on your partners chest.
I gave this chick The Big Muddy last night and man, did I have some bad diarrhea! She still cleaning out her belly button!
by PoopJ9000 November 14, 2011
mugGet the The Big Muddymug.

muddy bite

An act of retaliation when you go down on someone’s bootyhole and they haven’t properly cleaned. A simple bite right on the anal entry teaches the individual that they need to properly clean next time.
I went to lick his bussy and i felt a dingleberrry, so i gave him a muddy bite to let him know.
by Thedirtymonster April 4, 2023
mugGet the muddy bitemug.

muddy reindeer

Muddy reindeer - verb
Muddy reindeer must be performed with a white partner but it is the action of performing anal with someone who has diarrhea then pulling out to then push the head of your penis pressing the poop into their back to make it look like muddy reindeer tracks in deep snow.
Man I took Cynthia home and gave her the muddy reindeer last night, best and worst night ever!
by Dumbderk December 17, 2016
mugGet the muddy reindeermug.

Muddy Portal

When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting
Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!
by Shippy69 November 27, 2019
mugGet the Muddy Portalmug.

Muddy Sprinkler

When you want a spicy enema (butt chugg), but you dont want to get wasted... you just want a nice tingling sensation in your innards, you grab a diet coke and a few mentos. Carefully place the mentos in your mudslide, once inserted start shaking a two liter of diet coke, open the top and sit on the bottle in one swift motion then wait for the fireworks to begin! Dont pull off too soon, because your partner can drink that up! Two girls one cup? Nah two people, one two liter... and a couple mentos. Enjoy!
Sue: Bill, grab the diet coke and mentos.
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!
by Zort4Lyfe July 14, 2021
mugGet the Muddy Sprinklermug.

Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-
“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig
by Discomation October 31, 2017
mugGet the Muddy Wafflemug.

Muddy clapper

Were u clap ur cheeks and talk

Made by kai godden and brooklyn marynicz
I was in class and started doing the muddy clapper
by Brooklyn mmary February 24, 2018
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