Submissional Messaging

little almost unnoticeable things someone would say to indicate they are into some crazy dominating shit in the bedroom that you wouldn't peg as red flags until after the fact.

Ana: "I mean, it was a suspect, at dinner I ordered the spaghetti but then Christian ordered me 'the beef tip and hot sticky buns'"
Megan: "You should've seen that one coming, total submissional messaging"

by moreritz January 20, 2015

teletubby massacre

When you are walking down a large hill and a group of teletubies start kicking you and then push you down the hill.

Did you hear about john in the Teletubby massacre?

by oliviaaaaa January 23, 2015

Trip message

Trip message (trip msg) refers to texting or messaging a person multiple times when they don't answer you.

I tried to ignore him but he started to trip message me.

I'll trip msg you if you don't reply this instant tho.

by pythonparanoia January 24, 2015

slav massage

Beating someone across the back with a crowbar, pipe or other hard object

Igor gone done messed up so I gave him a slav massage

by The Ukrainian Mob November 13, 2018

Roughrider Massage

Getting a back rub while taking a shit.

One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf”
Other friend: “I’ll give you a roughrider massage”

by Mr. Goonch6969 November 16, 2020

a fools message

When you call somebody, and their answering machine comes on. However, you think the person picked up the phone so you start talking and telling whatever the reason is your calling. Seconds later you realize the other person is talking too and you just heard a beep, but you've already talked half the tape full and you screw up the other half by trying to explain what happened...

Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.

Dude, I called my date from last night but I totally left a fools message. I don't think she'll go out with me again...

by Jasper Vondeling September 3, 2007

jones bbq and foot massage

some random dude that loves bbq's and foot massages

jones bbq and foot massage

by nathan_85 September 20, 2020