mormon beer

They drink energy drinks ,because they can't drink beer and don't want to be buzzkill to the party.

Joe: This party is lit? How did you get all these people from Utah to act like this?
Steve: Nothing like some mormon beer to work some magic.

by Weed King Pin G November 18, 2016

mormon orgy

A co-ed group of four or more people playing a board or card game.

Yeah, we we had a mormon orgy last night playing SORRY! and Jacob finished first

by rasnyder34 June 28, 2011

Mormon Clause

Pertaining to someone who Christian- Latter-day Saints when their belief prevents them from doing something, or is the reason for their actions. Another way of saying "I can't, I'm Mormon."

I need someone down here who understands my stupid sarcasm and who would want to go get mariposa mochas without coffee due to the Mormon Clause!

by Jon Stephens February 25, 2009

mormon porn

The "happily-ever-after" wedding scenes in Disney movies.

My kid wanted me to go back and play the mormon porn in Beauty and the beast for the 57th time

by easterbunnykiller April 24, 2009

Mormon Cuddle

A method of cuddling that is highly uncomfortable and does not involve any physical affection. Participants typically are sitting up straight with at least 3 inches of space between their bodies.

That awkward couple in the movie theater have been doing a Mormon cuddle the whole time.

by Get at me April 15, 2012

Mormon hole

Any hole, crack, fold, or flap on a woman's body other than her vagina. Since premarital sex is forbidden for Joseph Smith sycophants, they will often use the rationalization that only penis + vagina = sex, and anything else is fair game.

Betty didn't want to upset Baby Jesus, so she would only let her boyfriend put his penis a Mormon hole -- he liked her mouth and armpit best.

by Dharma Midget May 8, 2017

mormon docking

The act of Mormons getting around sex; inserting a penis into a vagina and just leaving it in there. Then proceeding with a conversation for no shorter than 5 mins.

(Nick): Molly and I tried that mormon docking thing last night!!!!!
(Quinn): Wow really?!? How was it?
(Nick): Joseph Smith would have been proud.

by trust me, I am a docker. January 11, 2011