A Crazy Drinking league created in 2009 in Palmerston North, New Zealand.
Keeping it moist since the good times in Church Street.
Moist velvet has officials including Tim B, Jarmila N, Daniel M, Daniel R, Mark C and Helena P. There is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.
After having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a "Captain Planet" kind of way - Now known throughout the Manawatu as the elite drinking team.
Moist velvet is as sexy as their chosen crew name.
Drinking games don't phase em - They are the masters!!
Keeping it moist since the good times in Church Street.
Moist velvet has officials including Tim B, Jarmila N, Daniel M, Daniel R, Mark C and Helena P. There is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.
After having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a "Captain Planet" kind of way - Now known throughout the Manawatu as the elite drinking team.
Moist velvet is as sexy as their chosen crew name.
Drinking games don't phase em - They are the masters!!
by moistness1985 February 04, 2010
a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.
by Penguinlovesit September 24, 2007
by Story-Teller January 05, 2015
A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.
by Jesse December 01, 2003
An obnoxious Twitter user, usually a young man of the NEET variety, usually racist. Alternately "wet gent" or "damp chap."
by Sue Don M. April 04, 2017
Bob: awwwww man after Taco Bell last night I was stuck all morning with the screaming moist.
Bill: doooood thats brutal.
Bill: doooood thats brutal.
by riley_532 October 02, 2007
by squarian July 26, 2014