Moist Velvet

A Crazy Drinking league created in 2009 in Palmerston North, New Zealand.

Keeping it moist since the good times in Church Street.

Moist velvet has officials including Tim B, Jarmila N, Daniel M, Daniel R, Mark C and Helena P. There is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.

After having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a "Captain Planet" kind of way - Now known throughout the Manawatu as the elite drinking team.

Moist velvet is as sexy as their chosen crew name.

Drinking games don't phase em - They are the masters!!
Shall we get on the drinks? - Sure - Moist Velvet that Shit up!

That kinda excites me - all moist
by moistness1985 February 04, 2010
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The Moist Man

a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.
"my god Chris is a hunk, I can feel the moist man getting me wet already."
by Penguinlovesit September 24, 2007
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Moist Puss

When the vag get damp..... Or your cats in the rain, up to you!
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moist Gary

A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.
Jesus look at that retarded homeless man in the gutter he's such a moist Gary.
by Jesse December 01, 2003
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moist boy

An obnoxious Twitter user, usually a young man of the NEET variety, usually racist. Alternately "wet gent" or "damp chap."
I trolled Richard Spencer and now my mentions are full of moist boys.
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screaming moist

slang; meaning explosive or bad diarrhea
Bob: awwwww man after Taco Bell last night I was stuck all morning with the screaming moist.
Bill: doooood thats brutal.
by riley_532 October 02, 2007
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Moist Fart

A fart upon ones face, that is juicy and may contain turds.
Person #1: Dude, you're mean.

Person #2: Don't make me take a moist fart on your face.
by squarian July 26, 2014
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