The Bucket and the Mop

Refers to Travis Netting, the bucket being his absolute dump truck, and the mop being his luscious locks of curly hair.
by buck3tl0v3r January 14, 2023
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Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014
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froff mop

A froff mop is a special mop used to clean up the froff (froth) that is expelled from a womans vagina when she is stimulated sexually.
After the 10th consecutive screening of magic mike xxl the cinema attendents froff mop was worn out. He had to borrow anothet froff mop to clean up the rest of the froff.
by nigeLpredator February 08, 2017
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Stinky Mop

When one has long and sweaty pubic hair. This results in the hair being stinky and mop-like. Usualy discovered during oral sex.
Synonyms: sweaty mop, smelly mop.
Antonyms: clean, shaven, groomed, pleasent.
"Man, Kate is so hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard she has a stinky mop."
by Psyco Darwin January 02, 2015
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Hot Mop

Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your boyfriend’s face
Marc Gave Jose a Hot Mop lastnight!
by Austin 22 April 04, 2019
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Hot Mop

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then swirls his erect penis in the seminal fluids creating a creamy facemask.
Oh my god Tom hot mopped me last night and now my skin is so radiant and clear.
by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015
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ball mop

A mop (kind of like a swifter sweeper) but used to soak up the cum left over on the bed.... very smart investment 👍🏻
Omg I cummed all over the bed I'm so sorry!!
It's ok I have a ball mop :)
by Meghansavagelol November 22, 2016
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