blue monday

A phrase describing the come down of MDMA. The comedown of the drug has a feeling of deep depression and suicidal feelings. It originated because people would use MDMA on the weekends and then feel shitty on (blue) Monday

1: Did you do MDMA last weekend
2: Yeah but i’m feeling the consequences today
1: Blue Monday?
2: Exactly

by TikTokfan223344 August 21, 2019

awkward monday

The Monday after you suck your best friend off.

Its a pretty awkward Monday today,after last weekend when Megan and John hooked up, don't ya think?

by jdeeney May 13, 2008

sunny monday

farting when there is poop in your hole and the air forces out around the turd, thus making your fart smell like straight up shit.

fuck dude, i totally just blasted a sunny monday. i need to take a dump soon.

by Gabriel Simon March 31, 2009

mondayitis

when you feel tired and grouchy on a monday because you have had a rough weekend usually with little or no sleep

darn this mondayitis i feel so tired

by -cliche- November 19, 2007

man candy monday

man candy Monday is the female version of man crush Monday someone females find attractive

girl: my man candy Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

boy: my man crush Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

by sandrwich September 14, 2013

Modan

a well-known Israeli superhero capable of flandiferous feats and wielding an antique 10 year old backpack containing alcoholic jewish candies

one day, daddy, I'm a-gonna grow up and be a Modan!

by modan November 1, 2004

Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink.

You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.

It's a specific Case of the Mondays.

Dude 1: Hey dude. I saw you making out with Jill in Lori's kitchen yesterday. Now that's what I call a Touchdown.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.

by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 22, 2007