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Mittening

Mittening can be defined as a sexual act between two consenting partners where the female's body serves as a mitten for their partners hand.
Mittening: One partner, who can be deemed as the "receiver" and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her vagina. The thumb must be left free. Lubrication is often needed. Once all four fingers have been inserted, the thumb is inserted into the anus of the female, again lubrication is often needed. This then creates a "mitten" for the hand.
by Shanti Shimmer August 5, 2008
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miten

he luvs tupac and thinks hes brought up a thug like tupac and believes he is truly black but plays netball in a purple bib.
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bitches b mittens

phrase used when bitches be pissing you off. usually used among guy friends and certain bitches, a pimp slap is delivered after after the using of this phrase
bitch- Im leaving you

guy- ugh bitches b mittens (hits bitch firmly)
by bigdaddy7 October 13, 2010
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Mitton

A dirty little family. Often incest. You are likely to see a Mitton family in your life. Please avoid at all times.
Oh shit there's a Mitton
by ThatUnknownGuy May 16, 2014
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Kitten mittens

When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.
Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.
by Chenetha C. November 9, 2018
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tossing mittens

the act of vomiting
"Dude, after those ten jagerbombs i saw buzzy tossing mittens out on the deck"
by cribsy February 4, 2009
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awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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