midnight escape

Usually referring to the closet or space underneath a persons bed used to hide someone that was snuck into the house.

Keeping storage boxes underneath your bed is your moms way of preventing any midnight escapes.

by courtneyr2054 December 19, 2009

Blue Midnight

enough mixed substance to cripple, maybe even paralyze, as long as it looks blue

isopropyl alcohol, jagermeister, redbull, arsenic and blue kool aid - laced with extra death -

"Yosedg'ews - - , : whatyda vin taek lewaos : ) :) : ) Blue Midnight"

by blue midnight January 2, 2012

midnight noonie

Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)

I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!

by cblair007 February 21, 2014

lesbian midnight

aka 9pm

what? you're going home already. yup, it's already 9:30pm, well past lesbian midnight. see you at brunch.

by inthefog November 6, 2019

midnight wormhole

when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight

bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole

by ughhhhh February 20, 2018

Midnight Mackerel

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.

"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."

by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021

Midnight Scalper

the act of shaving a sex partner's hair after they have fallen asleep.

Rickie is a known midnight scalper he has a collection of hair in his room.

by love rocket February 28, 2012