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midnight blaze

smoking pot at midnight, or after midnight. usually to help sleep.
nigga 1: "man, i can't get to fuckin' sleep!"
nigga 2: "just midnight blaze, sonnnn."
by asdfghjkl98989 June 13, 2009
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midnight slip

Switching partners during sex without the woman knowing.
Me and my buddie have that bitch the midnight slip!
by Dethrattleshake March 8, 2017
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midnight wormhole

when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight
bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole
by ughhhhh February 20, 2018
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midnight honey

Honey which is given in the middle of the night, when showing up unexpectedly at another person's house and waking them. It is done to try to make friends with somebody, but normally is an ineffective strategy.
Rachmaninoff tried to give Stravinsky midnight honey, what a legend.

We should dedicate a tv show to giving out midnight honey and recording people's reactions
by DouglasAdamPuddle June 20, 2020
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lesbian midnight

aka 9pm
what? you're going home already. yup, it's already 9:30pm, well past lesbian midnight. see you at brunch.
by inthefog November 6, 2019
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Midnight Mariachi

The sound of distant but still audible mariachi music usually experienced late at night. The thumping of the tuba penetrates your home even when the windows are closed. There is no escape.
Maybe someone's having a party. Maybe someone's blasting it out of the their parked car because they're an asshole. It is unmistakable, you are experiencing Midnight Mariachi.
Did you hear that Midnight Mariachi last night? It kept me up until 3 AM.
by Tawdry Audrey March 8, 2021
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Midnight Wrangler

A man whom by all appearances is straight, but is secretly leading the life of an aggressive gay male. He preys on unsuspecting men at local gyms; convincing them to perform homosexual acts. The typical meeting times being the midnight hour. Also see "Midnight Bear" or "Bearded Wrangler".
LA fitness is a known territory of midnight wranglers!
by Soft Bear May 1, 2014
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