Midnight Release

A synonym for wet dream.

Joe: I had a midnight release last night and my pj’s are ruined!

by Ganyu March 21, 2021

Midnight Wrangler

A man whom by all appearances is straight, but is secretly leading the life of an aggressive gay male. He preys on unsuspecting men at local gyms; convincing them to perform homosexual acts. The typical meeting times being the midnight hour. Also see "Midnight Bear" or "Bearded Wrangler".

LA fitness is a known territory of midnight wranglers!

by Soft Bear March 24, 2014

Midnight Rag

A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.

Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.

by Darknova000 June 12, 2011

midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 09, 2016

Blue Midnight

enough mixed substance to cripple, maybe even paralyze, as long as it looks blue

isopropyl alcohol, jagermeister, redbull, arsenic and blue kool aid - laced with extra death -

"Yosedg'ews - - , : whatyda vin taek lewaos : ) :) : ) Blue Midnight"

by blue midnight January 02, 2012

midnight nuggets

The red, scratched-up leftovers of a mans nutsack after an extreme session of scratching said nutsack. its usually raw and sensitive to any and all outside contact.

Man 1: "Hey Todd, any idea why Marks walking funny"
Man 2: "Hey Jeff, yeah, Marks got midnight nuggets"

by TheBallsOnFire November 30, 2017

midnight blaze

smoking pot at midnight, or after midnight. usually to help sleep.

nigga 1: "man, i can't get to fuckin' sleep!"
nigga 2: "just midnight blaze, sonnnn."

by asdfghjkl98989 June 14, 2009