Honey which is given in the middle of the night, when showing up unexpectedly at another person's house and waking them. It is done to try to make friends with somebody, but normally is an ineffective strategy.
Rachmaninoff tried to give Stravinsky midnight honey, what a legend.
We should dedicate a tv show to giving out midnight honey and recording people's reactions
We should dedicate a tv show to giving out midnight honey and recording people's reactions
by DouglasAdamPuddle June 20, 2020

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.
"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."
by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021

aka 9pm
what? you're going home already. yup, it's already 9:30pm, well past lesbian midnight. see you at brunch.
by inthefog November 6, 2019

when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight
by ughhhhh February 20, 2018

Usually referring to the closet or space underneath a persons bed used to hide someone that was snuck into the house.
by courtneyr2054 December 19, 2009

isopropyl alcohol, jagermeister, redbull, arsenic and blue kool aid - laced with extra death -
"Yosedg'ews - - , : whatyda vin taek lewaos : ) :) : ) Blue Midnight"
"Yosedg'ews - - , : whatyda vin taek lewaos : ) :) : ) Blue Midnight"
by blue midnight January 2, 2012
