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Mexican laser tag

When one flicks a cigarette butt at another in attempt to hit them
Zack- “you ever play Mexican laser tag?” *flicks cig at tow truck driver
Mexican laser tag by Tabber September 1, 2021

Mexican Apple Thief 

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.
I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

Mexican blood transfusion 

A 2 or 3 liter bottle of red soda, usually purchased at the grocery store on the way home from work, that when completely consumed, invigorates and rejuvenates the consumer.
After a hard day shingling roofs, Juan came home and had a Mexican blood transfusion while watching novellas , and felt so refreshed and energetic that he helped his brother in law paint all the tree trunks in the yard white.

mexican pop tart 

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate
mexican pop tart by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

mexican camel toe 

when you waear a thong and shit in it so the poop splits in half like a camel toe
brittany and her hot mom laid on the ground an each choked on the two pieces of my mexican camel toe

mexican pickup truck 

mexican pickup truck by C Regs November 2, 2013