Stephen Merchant

British director, writer, comedian, actor. Created the short film Seedy Boss for BBC which became The Office on BBC and later worldwide production and acclaim.

Writer/Director/Actor in Extras for BBC and HBO. Co-Producer of The Ricky Gervais Show Podcasts and HBO animations. Writer/Director/Actor in An Idiot Abroad 1 & 2 on Discovery Science Channel. Writer/Director/Actor in Life's Too Short, BBC and HBO; Standup Comedy Tour 2011-2012 UK and US Hello Ladies, many film credits including Hall Pass, Tooth Fairy, Gnomeo & Juliet, Run Fatboy Run, Hot Fuzz and other British TV appearances.

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by slabyrinth January 26, 2012

merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.

So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.

by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 9, 2009

Meghan’s Law

Wayyy worse than Megans Law. The ultimate act of perving. Can’t get any more perverted.

You always have to bring it to that Meghan’s Law level.

by Meghan’s bff January 29, 2019

nonsense merchant

A peddler of nonsense.
Someone whose words have little or no sense and meaning, and who is senseless, foolish, or absurd

A nonsense merchant is someone who possesses expertise in the field of nonsense.

''Listen to that Eamonn spouting absurdities. He really is a nonsense merchant.''

by Gurney McGurnster November 20, 2009

flannel merchant

Someone who bullshits a lot

That girl is always boasting, she is such a flannel merchant

by hudsonhudsonhudson July 23, 2010

Meaghann

A large shit often mistaken as a nuclear explosion

Chris: WHOA who pulled a meaghann in the bathroom?

Shakira: Yeah, sorry

by crazymonkeytrainer229 March 7, 2008

Pen Merchant

A decrying term used against a football player, usually whatever the most popular forward of that moment is, accusing them of only being able to score a goal from a penalty kick.

"Did you see the United game last night?"
"Ronaldo's finished, he's just a pen merchant now."

by Official Peter Crouch April 22, 2022