pre-mature e-flushulation

The act of flushing the toilet too early, having underestimated how badly you actually had to urinate, then having to wait until the tank fills again so you can flush the rest down.

Hey, what took you so long in there?" " Damn, I can't believe I just had pre-mature e-flushulation!" "I didn't think I had to piss that bad.

by scorpioeric July 30, 2011

Maturo

Not like vagina action on weekends particulary on Saturday's. Also can be used as in a case to ditch your friends and be a megggga DOO DOO Bag.

Yo your being such a maturo

Dont Mautro out on this one now Dave

Dave your being such a Maturo,

Dave you have shit lips dont Maturo us because of a joke

by Switzer February 3, 2009

a mature bullet

A sexy GOW player whos signature shot is the wonderwoman. He also likes to start forest fires when he has a snake in his boot.

"Hey did you get wonderwomaned by that a mature bullet?.. He's beast.

by NayruZ July 19, 2010

maurag

A Maurag is a very ugly woman that works in a kitchen. This person usually has a face hotter than the sun, some people mistake this for fake-tan but its actually her complexion. Its is also possible they eat children for lunch.

Hey, look at that Maurag! Looks like she washes her face in the deep-fat fryer!

by NotADragon November 10, 2008

Farmhouse Mature

Adjective used to describe a nob which hasn't been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese 'farmhouse mature'

Antoine: Fancy a shag?
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit

by funnyman76472 October 21, 2009

Pre-mature fag

Term used to define an individual with a lower sense of "maturity". Offensive phrase used against a character described or labeled as a "motherfucker". The weaponry that these individuals habitualy use are sedimentary rocks and comedical phrases that generaly dont make sense and or doltish.

Omar is such a pre-mature fag.

by darknight823 January 29, 2009

Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.

I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!

by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009