Mayday Parade

No cap the best band ever

Without Mayday Parade I'd be miserable at best

by anarchyinthesk December 4, 2022

thigh mayonaise

after i fucked my girlfriend i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg. the same thing as spunk, jism, cum etc.

cum, sperm, jism, spunk. i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg.

by JAMES BRADY October 29, 2007

vagina mayonaise

White goo that leaks from a woman's pink taco

Vagina mayonaise was all over her pink taco

by Two can chew November 28, 2015

Patti Mayonaise

A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.

Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!

by Cornelius "Scarecrow" Haysin September 23, 2016

egg mayo

defined its a butty my nan eat at the cheesecake factory

the word egg mayo defined

a sandwich which contains egg that my nan eat when she goes to the cheese factory

by q\E September 7, 2020

Bring the mayo

Ejaculation; usually externally on a female.

"I fucked Stacy last night, and boy did I bring the mayo if you catch my drift."

by pseudomnomnom September 20, 2009

Cuddy De Mayo

When a chicano/latino hosts a ghetto ass Cinco De Mayo party.

They invite a shit ton of people that aren't even chicano/latino and expect them to bring random ass foods. Theres usually a lot of filipinos.

Michael: Yeah! Its Cinco De Mayo tomorrow! What are we going to do?
Angelica: Lets throw a party! Ill throw it though because im the one thats mexican. I'll bring a shit ton of mexican food! It will be so good. Make sure we invite everyone.
Karen: Nah lets just let everyone bring something and like, It doesn't have to be all mexican food.
Marianna: OH NO THATS CUDDY DE MAYO!

by rugbyforlyfe September 25, 2011