Matt Jacking it

when someone constantly kills the joke or uses it ALL the time

person #1: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Matt Jacker: yeah, he had no-body to go with

-later-

Matt Jacker: hey, did you hear about the skeleton that went to the party?

Person #3: yeah, he had-

Matt Jacker: no-body to go with!

Person #3: stop Matt Jacking it! dick

by Roo Barb June 19, 2008

Matt Stairs

Possibly the greatest Canadian born baseball player in history. Currently plays for the San Diego Padres. He swings for the fences every at bat and become a premier feared pinch hitter in the majors.

Guy 1: Who the fuck just hit a 500ft home run off of Johnathan Broxton

Guy 2: That was Matt Stairs

Guy 1: How the fuck is he only a pinch hitter

by philliesfan866 August 20, 2010

Mataya

The most beautiful girl in the world. All the guys love her and can't get enough of her glowing smile. Her best friend sometimes can get jealous of her and Mataya makes it better. She is funny, athletic and a great friend. Once you meet a Mataya you will always want to be her friend. NO ONE HAS EVER HATED ONE. Mataya will change your life. Mataya is outrageously fun-loving. Mataya should date a Justin. Mataya should be a best friend with a Kate. Mataya's are the best friends you could ask for.

That girl is soooooo Mataya. Hawt!

by KTECA February 22, 2015

Matt Lanter

An actor whos on the show, 90210, and was in the movie, cutting edge 3 is the hottest guy ever. He has pretty blue eyes,perfect brown hair and a flawless face. Also, a very hot body consisting of a very nice six pack. His hotness will hurt your eyes.

Person 1: Hey did you watch 90210 last night?
Person 2: No i was studying did i miss anything important?
Person 1: Only Matt Lanter taking off his shirt.

by ilovemattlanter May 19, 2009

Matt Giteau

Australian rugby player. Plays for Western Force in Super 14 competition. Signed record figure of 1.5mil per season in 2006.

Can beat you in a telephone box

Bill: Did u see Matt Giteau's swan dive the other day?
John: Which 1 he scored like 5 try's

by zacko70 October 24, 2007

Matt grinke

KermitBud ofcourse, the youtube guy with the Kermit voice

Dang did you see Matt Grinke at the party, he sounded like Kermit the frog

by MagnumPie June 21, 2008

Matt Pezza

Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.

Person 1: WTF is that guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!

by SEFKJHSDFKSDJHSJKFHSDF November 19, 2019