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Matt Stairs 

Possibly the greatest Canadian born baseball player in history. Currently plays for the San Diego Padres. He swings for the fences every at bat and become a premier feared pinch hitter in the majors.

Guy 1: Who the fuck just hit a 500ft home run off of Johnathan Broxton

Guy 2: That was Matt Stairs

Guy 1: How the fuck is he only a pinch hitter

Matt Stairs by philliesfan866 August 20, 2010