mattress eater

hoNEyYBeES

being a mattress eater is not healthy bro

by jaymethazine May 16, 2021

mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep

Belle would you like a mattress ride?

by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009

mattress folder

When they fuck you so good you grab onto the mattress and bend it...in a sense folding it

Bro my girl is so good in bed. Really mattress folder good?? Hell Ya she is a mattress folder.

by shyvanismommy July 03, 2016

Mattress Gravy

mattress gravy (n):
when you and a hooker fuck in the hooker's bed but make sure not to get it in her.

"Fuck man, I feel so ashamed. I just made some mattress gravy last night."

by Slang Bitch September 25, 2017

Yo Mama’s Mattress

A raggedy sleeper silverado with squeaky steering.

I see ‘Yo Mama’s Mattress’ at ‘The People’s Track’!

by htx_whiterice on Insta March 22, 2021

Mattress huffer

AKA pillow biter. A homosexual male.

"Ayo, did you hear Jeremy came out the closet? Lowkey mattress huffer."

by Illadelphg2 July 03, 2025

Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 02, 2025