Matthew

The name Matthew is usually given to annoying boys who are most likely smart

Person 1: I have to work with Matthew on the task :(
Person 2: it’s okay he is pretty smart though.

by HowTheHellDoIRead December 22, 2018

Matthew

He’s nice and u wanna Hug him all day and if u know him hang in to him cause he’s nice and very charming

Oh there’s Matthew so handsome!

by Hello how are y July 5, 2019

Matthew

A person who struggles to have a good smile even with good teeth, and instead of giving a answer they may prefer to just grunt, although Matthew is ok at sports.

That person doesn’t know how to smile, he is a Matthew

by Come at me punk! January 22, 2018

Matthew

weasel looking motherfucker who I personally would like to absolutely fucking murder what a cunt he can suck a dick little whore ass looking shithead fuck

look at that cunt what a fucking matthew

by GRAVITYisfailingus August 20, 2019

Matthew

weird one

who’s that?

run it’s matthew

by rudegorl June 4, 2018

Matthew

Ok so first off. This definition is about a particular Matthew in my life. He is one of the most amazing, handsome, perfect people in my life. He is always cheering me up no matter how sad or mad I am. I can not ever get mad at him for any reason. He’s always there to talk to if and when I need him. No matter what im always gonna need him in my life. I don’t know what I’d do without him. I love you Matthew to the moon and back.

You will always be my adorable, tall valentine!

“Matthew is so happy and fun.”

Love you!!

-Mattie

by Ihatescience February 11, 2021

Matthew

A coon/nigger, and gay

Person: Oh no it’s Matthew

Me: Get that nigga back to pick cotton

by Leo the cutie March 12, 2020