Matthew 

A sexy beast longing to lose his virginity by the age of 10

Really wild and horny Matthew is the guy

Matthew by HORNY GIRL July 16, 2015

Matthew 

A horny person, who enjoys having sex. He enjoys getting it instead of taking it. A Matthew has blonde and purple hair, greenish blue eyes, and little to no brain. He laugh sounds weird. He is completely messed up, since his boyfriend is a slut, and his mother is a bitch. He has a pet pussy. And his computer is a stupid DELL .. ugh.

Look at Matthew, he's horny again.

Matthew by cuddles6350439 June 28, 2011

Matthew 

A pretty cool guy that has your back no matter what. He may seem like a weird person, but you get used to that one you get to know him. He will always bring you up at your saddest times and he will never betray you.

He's a good matthew

Matthew by Lolol plz no one use this name December 20, 2016

Matthew 

Someone who pulls there hair and puts it on the shower wall

Man Matthew destroyed my shower

Matthew by Swagbeats420 October 15, 2017

Matthew 

A snake. Fake. Never trust him. A bum. Watch out or he'll rob you. If you ever see him the first thing u do is slap him.

Watch out it's Matthew he's gonna rob us

Matthew by bob boby November 4, 2017

Matthew 

A man who claims to not be from Newcastle but is

Matthew is such a Geordie

Matthew by ggedab December 13, 2017

Matthew 

A bastard

Damnit Matthew

Matthew by Postpaid Boy June 25, 2018