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Massive Rookie

The guy in the group that can't handle his beer, gets punched by mark henry, falls over, hits on girls and always has his ass out

James Waud
James Waud is a Massive Rookie
by BatleyElite December 11, 2011
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massive

It is like a HUGE world like example: the monster truck is massive.
by engalish??? October 12, 2022
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Massive-Coatism

Massive-Coatism is when a person is incapable of not wearing a massive coat everywhere they go, with the hood up, despite extremely hot weather or inappropriate situations. In extreme cases the subject will even wear the the coat to bed.

A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.
Josh: Dude, why are you wearing that massive coat in the middle of summer at the beach?

Mike: It's not that hot.

Josh: Mate, you're sweating.

Mike: I'm fine.

Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.

Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.

Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism
by thebloodydamnguy September 9, 2020
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Vexbolts massive unfollowing is an event that is happening on December 31st where everyone that follows him on tiktok will unfollow him.
Roko: Did you hear about the Vexbolts massive unfollowing?
Štif: MASSIVE? YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Duje: LOOOOW TAPEEER FAAADEEE
by Karakondzula December 29, 2024
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fuck off massive

Used to convey the extremity of an object or situation.
Omg, did you see Josie? She has fuck off massive tits.
by gunnmeister July 11, 2022
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massively disappointing

weird slang popularized by MichaelStoren

massive disappointment
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this is so crazy and massively disappointing
by uh expert July 1, 2025
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