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Marathon Week

Marathon Week usually takes place during the last week of May, and during marathon week all liquids must contain alcohol. You start drinking once you wake up on the last Monday of May and you cannot drink anything but liquids containing alcohol until the last day of May (unless you have to due to a medical emergency).

You cannot drink ANYTHING that does not have alcohol in it AT ALL! YOU MUST DRINK ALCOHOL TO BE PART OF MARATHON WEEK!

Be warned Marathon Week is not for the weak of liver.
MARATHON WEEK BABY!! TIME TO GET FUUUUCKED UP!
by Brosama Bin Tarden November 11, 2012
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Marihoochie Cigaroochie

How a total 'mo refers to a joint.
I smoked a Marihoochie Cigaroochie and got stone-a-roochied.
by Girt my Girdle November 23, 2016
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Mariah mishap

A public appearance or performance that goes disasterously wrong. You are embarrassed and frustrated and it may or may not be your fault. Mariah Carey, singer, songwriter, diva, performer, celebrity
Jillian was singing the national anthem and towards the end of the song, she forgot the words. She had a Mariah mishap and all she could do was laugh.
by joecoolthefool January 3, 2017
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Magitha

The name of a little Amish girl in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Magitha, sometimes called Maggie is a very wild girl who spends her time browsing the internet for pictures of giraffes or writing theories over the existence of dinosaurs.
Wow, Magitha is so silly!
by FunkyLittleGoose June 16, 2018
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marathon luck

In speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong.
Speed runner: “Okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”

Boss kills them instantly

Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”
by ajcrites July 16, 2018
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Mariah salazar

A perfect human who doesn't admit she is. She is very smart and talented and she has amazing friends by her side she is a very lucky person
Mariah salazar:sometimes trys to catch pappy Joshua hands really dumb cuz he's hella pappy.
by Daddy Joshua December 1, 2018
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Mariah

A weird girl who always seems a little aloof. She lives for soup, cereal, and, most of all, celery! Some people may say Mariah is nice, but that is only because they don’t want her to feel badly about being so moronic. If you ever encounter a girl named Mariah, run away as fast as you possibly can.
Ahh!! It’s Mariah!! Run away!!
by potatogirl1649 December 17, 2018
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