a person or thing that constantly triggers you. A trigger machine can be anything you want it to be. Most of the time, trigger machines are your parents, teachers, or annoying friends. You can joke around with your friends and call them trigger machines.
my professor is a trigger machine because he keeps the class late all the time.
Vika: Elly, you are such a trigger machine!
Elly: Why?
Vika: You're always late to school!
Vika: Elly, you are such a trigger machine!
Elly: Why?
Vika: You're always late to school!
by vikachula January 28, 2020
A factory car stereo with unintelligible bass.
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A reference to a car notorious for negative bass, i.e. your Grandmother's Buick with all presets on AM talk radio.
or...
A reference to a car notorious for negative bass, i.e. your Grandmother's Buick with all presets on AM talk radio.
by moxie_mama April 20, 2010
A person (mainly a boy) who is usually seen chatting up girls (or boys) at parties. They may have numerous girls (or boys) around him/her. The term comes from the term "pull" meaning to attract someone to a point where they start to have casual sex.
by donkin' D December 21, 2010
A game often featured in arcades which moves a claw around a box in attempt to capture an item (most likely a stuffed-animal, ball, or small toy) and drop said item into a slot so that you can claim your prize and become a complete pimp on the playground. This game can be ridiculously hard at times, and the cause of difficulty may vary from the claw being too weak to you simply being completely uneducated in the ways of the claw. Play at your own risk, however, for poor results can, and will, lead to: deppresion, frustration, loss of quarters, anger, bullying from the pimp who won something, crying, and having your hopes and dreams crushed.
by Ory Alexander Lanka July 21, 2014
A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.
by juddily March 12, 2022
Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.
by Judge dredd7 June 01, 2011