Meseroll

A person that is a major douche, whore, or ignorant bitch. It is the worst of all insults, and should and can be extremely hurtful.

That hot boy over there is a complete meseroll.

by Rufzeichen Lovee April 26, 2010

Maserati Body

When a girl has a body almost as nice as an actual Maserati.

"Yo dat biddy's a butterface"
"Word. But she got dat Maserati Body."

by J-Swizzy February 27, 2010

miserability

(noun) poor visibility during miserable weather.

While driving into the whiteout during the snowstorm I exclaimed "This sure is some miserability!"

by NOrefX January 22, 2014

la muerte roja

"The "Red Death" had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avator and its seal — the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour." -Edgar Allen Poe

Bob1: "The "Red Death" (La Muerte Roja) had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avator and its seal — the redness and the horror of blood. There were sharp pains, and sudden dizziness, and then profuse bleeding at the pores, with dissolution. The scarlet stains upon the body and especially upon the face of the victim, were the pest ban which shut him out from the aid and from the sympathy of his fellow-men. And the whole seizure, progress and termination of the disease, were the incidents of half an hour..."

Bob2: *Sn0rK*?

by Victorinox July 15, 2010

muerto

A spanish word that describe a garbage ass nigga. Usually used in Carribean Islands such as Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico.

Tipo 1: Loco, tu viste a ese tipo?
(Guy 1: Yo, you saw that guy?)
Tipo 2: Ese tipo e un muerto.
(Guy 2: That guy is a muerto.)

by Domexicano May 13, 2005

el pescado de muerte

an unusually rancid vagina. Giving off scents associated with decomposing skunk ass combined with a two week old can of tuna. Can be detected from a great distance. Is not easily removed and can become chronic

Guy 1: Do you smell that?

Guy 2: (dramatic background music, in a hoarse whisper) El pescado de muerte...

Guy 1: NO! not again!

by The Testicle Brothers July 17, 2011

sweet misery

A person who got rejected by someone he/she loves, but then the male/female still loves him/her.

I had sweet misery when _______________ said no to me.

by eurekaseven July 12, 2006