"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."
by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

by Jcrouch December 14, 2018

moss is the swaggiest baddest b in town, they are so swag oh my goodness everyone pails in comparison to their immense amounts of swag they are so pog
"hey did you speak to moss today? oh my god they're so swaggy"
"ikr, everything that comes out of their mouth is pure fax, I pogchamp every time i see them"
"ikr, everything that comes out of their mouth is pure fax, I pogchamp every time i see them"
by moonm0ss February 5, 2021

by Jakran November 27, 2020

Where all the local high schoolers go to get pissed and high as fuck. Motive central. You often find the sketfords, vegans, or runners here with a bottle of vodka and smoking some week.
by Sammy boss December 28, 2020

Moss is the one guy in the friend group who's always a acting big and scary but is actually the most gay person in the world. You can usually find them in their natural state at a hot topic or bullying anyone of British heritage.
by Thatgingerbich May 26, 2022

The hot milkman from the 2D horror game That’s Not My Neighbor. He lives in apartment F03-02
His descriptions include: long nose, thin chin, tired eyes, short hair, and wears a hat
His descriptions include: long nose, thin chin, tired eyes, short hair, and wears a hat
by BrainrotEdluca July 7, 2024
