by Yeah aighh October 28, 2020
by Big Daddy Mud Flap February 20, 2016
Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up
Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
by SocksScandals March 15, 2019
by KraigG February 19, 2007
Refers to Travis Netting, the bucket being his absolute dump truck, and the mop being his luscious locks of curly hair.
by buck3tl0v3r January 14, 2023
When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014
The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.
Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"
Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"
Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"
Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"
Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"
Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"
Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"
by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013