Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit
Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped
by insan3 September 09, 2021
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Mongolian windmill

In a threesome containing 2 men and 1 woman, when one man nuts on the other man’s penis and the other man swings his penis in a circular motion, similar to a windmill, spraying cum on the woman.
Hey John, guess what I did yesterday? I gave Jessica a Mongolian windmill!
by Cryotheplato February 24, 2024
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Mongolian Buffet

Screaming loudly into a partner's anus while shaking your head vigorously. Similar to a "motor boat", but to the anus.
I knew it was love when we met at the Mongolian Buffet.
by glassandsteel March 23, 2015
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Mongolian Snakebite

A sexual act which requires a great deal of love and trust with your mate. To perform the Mongolian Snakebite, you need a sharp knife and your penis. You simply stab your lover, probably in the tummy, and then fuck the hole.
I gave my old misses a Mongolian Snakebite last night... she hated it but the police thought it was hilarious.
by 2005 Honda Odyssey December 17, 2018
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Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021
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Mongolian Matador

A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.

Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.

Approach with caution.
The Mongolian Matador was last seen drinking endless bottles of pepsi.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
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Mongolian Strokemaxing

Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.
That dike is the Mongolian Strokemaxing master his meat is fucking massive
by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 02, 2024
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