Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit

Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped

by insan3 September 9, 2021

Mongolian backshots

getting destroyed in a game or sport in a humiliating way, or backshots were moans are replaced with mongolian throat singing, and the givers hands are pulling your hair.

"Bro i was getting mongolian backshots"
"What happened?"
"I lost to Brad 20 to 1, and then he gave me mean mongolian backshots, man ypu should have heard my throat singing!"
"The fuck?"

by Day_Dog_The1st February 20, 2025

Mongolian centipede

an sexual act where you stick your penis in a partners foreskin while another person has a dick in there ass forming a centipede form

I just gave my entire bloodline a Mongolian centipede

by THESKINIGGERDNJNS July 26, 2024

mongolian tiptoe

the action of tiptoeing with no feet

You can tiptoe for 8 hours? Well I can Mongolian tiptoe for 8 seconds.

by franspam June 2, 2024

Mongolian Cock Stretching

Verb: To stretch the tissues and fibers of the penis. The action is as followed
1. two sticks pushing outwards from the body whilst poking into the base of the tip, elongating the cock. It should look like a arrow pointing away from you
2. Continue to push over an open fire outdoors until either satisfied with the progress made or until traumatic amputation

Person 1: Dude, she’ll never be satisfied with me.

Person 2: just do some Mongolian Cock Stretching

by gv_86 October 11, 2025

Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.

Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.

by Beezunquette August 8, 2023

Mongolian Delight

The act of engaging in anal sex in wildly inappropriate and risky locations.

"This yard sale is boring" she said with a wink.So we went around back and found a gazebo for a quick Mongolian Delight.

by Mongolian DILF June 5, 2022