bitch mobile

Generally applicable to women (although men are not excluded) who are known to freak out, act tryannical, snap for any reason, and otherwise turn "bitchy" due to hormones or disposition. During said rampages one can be described as "riding one's bitch mobile".

Employee: Brad is lurking in the back room reading D&D books again...
Manager: I guess I need to jump on my bitch mobile and go "motivate" him.

Sibling #1: Mom's asked me 3 times if you have taken the trash out yet...
Sibling #2: Yeah, she's riding her bitch mobile today. I'm laying low until she calms down.

by Deserita September 04, 2007

Virgin Mobile

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"

by max223 November 19, 2006

pos mobile

A small non-performant car. Usually known as Toyota Tercels.

Tino: To the pos mobile!
Meng Huo: Indeed! Huzzah!!

by Meng October 07, 2004

Mobile Condom

A person who has been cummed into and binned

My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.

by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021

Mobile Slipstreaming

Walking directly behind someone so they can navigate and you can stay glued to the screen.

Dude 1 - Hey, are you taking a photo of the chic's legs in front of you?
Dude 2 - Nope, mobile slipstreaming buddy
Dude 1 - Dubious bro, very dubious

by JimBim2 January 31, 2016

reich mobile

A large, tall, square SUV which resembles a military truck in Hitler's Third Reich.

I think of Hitler's Germany when I see a Reich Mobile.

by SingingLawyer May 18, 2016

mobile masturbating

When you masturbate in a moving vehicle, may be done as either driver or passenger

Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.

by Tonksalot September 14, 2018