mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.

"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."

by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016

mittens

a protecter for your hands when you are cooking

you are baking it is done you open it with your mittens

by animefanlo September 26, 2021

Double snow filled mittens

The act of two guys scissoring with the tips of their penis' inside the other's anus and simultaneously ejaculating

T-dot and Branduski were overwhelmed with joy after creating double snow filled mittens

by Branduski/T-Dot June 7, 2018

pink mittens

Inserting both hands into the vaginas of two women at once, so they act like mittens for your fists. Similar to double-fisting.

Wow... those two sisters were total sluts! I even got to get myself a pair of pink mittens last night!

by danconia May 4, 2011

mittenized

Just had mind blowen orgasmic sex with a sexy guy named mittens

She got mittenized last night

by mittens17 December 2, 2014

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

Nature Mitten

What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth

Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."

by PiRaTiCaL WeNcH October 9, 2012