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Matthew 

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A horny person, who enjoys having sex. He enjoys getting it instead of taking it. A Matthew has blonde and purple hair, greenish blue eyes, and little to no brain. He laugh sounds weird. He is completely messed up, since his boyfriend is a slut, and his mother is a bitch. He has a pet pussy. And his computer is a stupid DELL .. ugh.
Look at Matthew, he's horny again.
Matthew by cuddles6350439 June 28, 2011

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A pretty cool guy that has your back no matter what. He may seem like a weird person, but you get used to that one you get to know him. He will always bring you up at your saddest times and he will never betray you.
He's a good matthew

Matthew 

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Someone who pulls there hair and puts it on the shower wall
Man Matthew destroyed my shower
Matthew by Swagbeats420 October 15, 2017

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A snake. Fake. Never trust him. A bum. Watch out or he'll rob you. If you ever see him the first thing u do is slap him.
Watch out it's Matthew he's gonna rob us
Matthew by bob boby November 4, 2017

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A man who claims to not be from Newcastle but is
Matthew is such a Geordie
Matthew by ggedab December 13, 2017

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Damnit Matthew
Matthew by Postpaid Boy June 25, 2018
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