matthew

red head kid who doesn't like to spend time with his real friends, cuz hes whhiped. wha chhhh

Stop being a Matthew, and come have a GUYS NIGHT!!!!

by sebastian Juhnger November 24, 2009

Matthew

Matthew is a giant teddy bear. He's 6'3" and totes huggable. He has hair you just want to play in and cheeks you can't stop pinching. He's super hilarious and friendly. He plays saxophone and bums around on league of legends all day. He wears glasses and he used to have braces. He's liked a lot of girls and none of them are the girl who's sooooo infatuated with him. He always dates girls that seem right for him but never work out. He's a friend-zoner and a friend-zonee. But I guess everyone is. His most common nickname is Matt. Matthew is sometimes really blind to the obvious and very down to earth. He's a total dork and really likeable and that's it I guess.

Khamar ~ Hey noob, 420 blaze it
Matthew ~ Lol, you're so stupid.

Felicia ~ Matt, can i have a hug?
Matthew ~ No, dork. *hugs her anyways*

by Coolie be coolin'! February 04, 2014

Matthew

A man with a massive penis

Oh look at Matthew, he’s packing

by Icrycauseraiderssck November 23, 2021

Matthew

Lit ass man

HUGE COCK HOLY Cow I SAW IT ONCE AND IM IN LOVEEEEE WITH HIM GREAT HAIR USUALLY FLUFFY AND EVERYTHING IS JUST MOUTH WATERING

I love Matthew so much.

by IronMan4206978047 May 31, 2022

Matthew

Literal rapist

Watch out! Matthew's on the prowl!

by Based Individual1984 November 24, 2021

Matthew

If you meet a matthew, you are doomed for life

Omg that is a matthew, i am in hell already

by matthew hater September 21, 2022

Matthew

A man of great stature and definitely of allah. His penis is very long im sure, almost as long as mine. He prays five times a day to allah, and reads the torah, shit i mean koran 4 hours a day. My father has been begging him to marry his youngest daughter, but he has refused since he is still working for the norwegian government and is not that down bad yet. Im personally very interested in matthew and hopefully by the time we are wed my waves will have come in completely.

-Wavecheck

Oh lookie here, that white boy is reading the koran, growing a beard, and entering Crunch Fitness, he must be Matthew

by Noor “Wavecheck” muhammad July 06, 2021