Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome

Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.

by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

Marshmallow Johnson

a male who is known for suffering from Limp-Dick syndrome

Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.

by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

marshmallow thong

when an extremely white persons ass folds over a thong therefore looking like a marshmallow

did u see brittnays marshmallow thong

by the vaginacologist vampire October 10, 2010

Toasted Marshmallow

Drug related:
Rock of ready on top of chore with rez sprinkled on top! ❄️

A toasted marshmallow makes your head light and fluffy and your hair sizzle!!

by BurnLarryGoode July 15, 2023

Toasted marshmallow

Drug related:

A rock of ready on top of chore with rez on top.

That toasted marshmallow is making me feel gooey on the inside!

by BurnLarryGoode July 15, 2023

toasted marshmallows

When a pale girl gets a tan around only the top or side of her boobs from wearing a bikini in the sun.

Male 1: "dayum that momma got sum toasted marshmallows!"
Male 2: "yuh"

by ELMO'S BUTTHOLE June 27, 2018

Toasted Marshmallow

Cousin to the Dutch Oven, only with a Toasted Marshmallow, you load her pillow up with your anal expulsions then wait until she puts her head on it (or, you could just hold it over her face).

Dude, Melissa got quite the Toasted Marshmallow last night. I ass gassed her pillow and waited for her head to land. Totally stunk her out!

by Whacky-doodle April 25, 2018