Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.
by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011
Get the Self machinemug. A game often featured in arcades which moves a claw around a box in attempt to capture an item (most likely a stuffed-animal, ball, or small toy) and drop said item into a slot so that you can claim your prize and become a complete pimp on the playground. This game can be ridiculously hard at times, and the cause of difficulty may vary from the claw being too weak to you simply being completely uneducated in the ways of the claw. Play at your own risk, however, for poor results can, and will, lead to: deppresion, frustration, loss of quarters, anger, bullying from the pimp who won something, crying, and having your hopes and dreams crushed.
by Ory Alexander Lanka July 20, 2014
Get the claw-machinemug. by paboya? July 29, 2021
Get the dancing machinemug. 
by klbr August 6, 2009
Get the Racket machinemug. a person or thing that constantly triggers you. A trigger machine can be anything you want it to be. Most of the time, trigger machines are your parents, teachers, or annoying friends. You can joke around with your friends and call them trigger machines.
my professor is a trigger machine because he keeps the class late all the time.
Vika: Elly, you are such a trigger machine!
Elly: Why?
Vika: You're always late to school!
Vika: Elly, you are such a trigger machine!
Elly: Why?
Vika: You're always late to school!
by vikachula January 27, 2020
Get the trigger machinemug. A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.
by juddily March 12, 2022
Get the simp machinemug.