Logan

A very skinny toothpick who really likes dick jokes. He loves dick jokes almost as much as he loves dicks themselves. He drinks at least four gallons of Mountain Dew a day and doesn't gain a fucking pound. lucky motherfucker.
He still brags that he had a girlfriend in kindergarten because he still can't get one. Their relationship was most likely abusive.

"Hey, Logan, how was your we-?"
"p e n i s"
"Bitch wha-"
"t e s t e s"

by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018

Logan

That one guy who has a poop fetish.

"Can you believe Logan squeezed his own shit!"

by ShitKnuckles February 20, 2020

Logan

A dick who dose not respect the fucking bro code and who thinks he’s the shit

Logan is now dating my fucking crush because he is a god dame bitch.

by Mexican the god of tacobell October 21, 2019

Logan

Logan is a girl and boy name she's rare to find she's thick,funny,loyal,sexy,and gorgeous she will make you cry if you let her go she keeps it real and don't lie to you she has a smart mouth and don't take SHIT she will fight u no Mather what age or size she is multitalented and is often mixed she has brown hazel rare eyes and sandy brown/red hair that you will die for she can fight and is loyal but don't take shit,

Logan is fine.
Damn she thick asf.
Damn she can fight.

by Lolo jonae December 19, 2016

Logan

Shallow jerk that asks out a girl just to have a girlfriend and asks them out repeatedly. Can't keep a secret and you can't trust him with anything. Too bad he's your crushes best friend.

Anisa:That shallow jerk Logan just asked me out
Sophia:He asked me out yesterday
Logan:Karaline will you go out with me
Karali e:No you shallow jerk!

by Awesomeness4589 May 27, 2019

Logan

cool boybo and BIG BOYBO Logan is a god at rainbow six siege and plays wayyyyyyy to much fortnite wear glass and the same hoodie everyday

Logan is a wannabe lion main

by DatBibbaCaden March 1, 2018

Logan

A great guy who is very handsome and smart. He has lots of friends and can make them all laugh. He's a guy who always likes a girl, but he never tells her because he hasn't got the guts. He acts super carefully around her because he doesn't want to mess up, but he's not a tryhard. He doesn't try to act cool, he just waits for her to come to him.

A great guy to have sex with, probably the guy who feels the best. His penis just happens to fit with any vagina he wants it to. He can make you shake so hard with an orgasm after he's done. But he'll stay true to you and never leave you or cheat on you, no matter how tempted he is to do so.

A great guy to have sex with, a great friend, and a great partner. The three in one!

'Hey, Logan, can you help me with my work?'

'Yeah, sure!'

'Oh, Logan, your penis feels so good, but can you rub my breasts...'
'Of course, I can honey...'

by _Sub2Pew_ April 1, 2019