Listen up bitch, here's the sitch.

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.

Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

by ThatManWithMeanings March 5, 2018

littyness

The action of being litty.

Today is full of littyness because it is so lit.

by jwowswimmer May 11, 2018

Litzen

Using zen to get lit.

I litzen a.k.a. meditated to illuminate the situation!

by crtv3 June 20, 2019

Listening to KidsBop

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear

She doesn't like it when I cum in her mouth, so she was listening to KidsBop last night

by Long Leg Papa April 18, 2019

litter loot

When you’re out on a community litter pick and find something useful or valuable to keep e.g cash, old bottles, drinks glasses.

Yayyy - i’ve found some litter loot!! (Show a £5 note)

by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019

Littering

When you crush up cat litter on the side of the road, make lines, and snort it.

"Karen are sitting cat litter?"
"No I'm littering."

by JourneyM. September 25, 2019

Liteng

A guy who is down to earth. Loyal, respectful, and knows right from wrong. Though may act stupid, when serious they are scary. They are usually calm and collected, so if they are ever mad it’s a sign. They act different around specific people and he displays as an amazing boyfriend or girlfriend. To friends he will act a certain way, but to their partner they will be soft hearted for them. If you ever catch yourself a Liteng, they are a keeper.

Liteng is my amazing boyfriend.

by vronnie October 16, 2019