Liam 

A Liam is a cross between a goat, a fish, a pig and a douchebag. Apparently A Liam will have some human attributes, but many are yet to be convinced. If you own a Liam, you can be sure that you will spend an excessive amount of money on it, your friends will be less likely to be seen with you (many people take a sudden dislike to Liam.) and all they are really good for is a ride.

Girl: I got myself a Liam today!
Friends: That's disgusting, please leave.
Girl: ):

Liam by charlottefogg October 28, 2010

Liam 

A man from Belfast. Usually caught gang raping sharks in Malta. Often referred to as "pimp" but really doesnt get any.

Also the creator of "sacky bobo"

He also thinks Caoimhe is so amazing. Caoimhe is the number 1 priority in his life.

Over all though, he's a funny guy.. But.. needs to get out more!

Oh no! There's Liam! Run!

Liam by YouKnowWhoYeo April 12, 2010

liam 

he's the innocent boy you meet through a close friend, but then quickly turns into an asswipe as soon as things start getting serious

god dammit, i thought i found such a nice boy, but he turned out to be a liam.

liam by 127582796947 July 25, 2017

Liam 

Liam is a dick.a funny and intelligent one who if you scrape under the surface can be kind and a person who is easy to fall In love with.

Izzy:are we meeting Liam then...
Me: why wouldn't I want to

Liam by X21-07-17x July 25, 2017

LIAM 

I guy or lass who enjoys putting their head on others asses robe liked, also scavenges food of people even though he can buy himself food.

What is that brown on Liam’s nose? He never bought that burger must have got it off someone else.

LIAM by TheMockery November 1, 2017

Liam 

some breakup/hobo

look theres that liam breaking up again

Liam by sadsrkbc May 22, 2018

LIAM 

The turkey gobble gobble

Liam is a turkey he was a turkey from birth he has little stick legs gobble gobble

LIAM by Turkey gobble gobble October 13, 2018