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Lesbian

Writer Stratis Myrivilis is a famous Lesbian.
by trillogmasta April 18, 2016
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lesbian

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.
Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"
by spanky010 August 20, 2008
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lesbian

Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"

Me-"yea it was like porn"
by jeffay1234657890 October 1, 2008
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Lesbian

The thing i turn all girls that look at me
*shows girl face*
Wow, i forgot to tell you i’m lesbian.
Pain.
by Utmom December 10, 2020
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Lesbian

something that, as a man, i wish i was.
dafuqs wrong with me, why do i want to be a lesbian?
by maybe transbian? October 23, 2022
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lesbian

lesbian: i like people who are not men
by sosho April 27, 2021
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lesbian

nonmen who like not men
by d0ubled33znutz July 20, 2021
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