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lesbian

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.
Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"
by spanky010 August 20, 2008
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Lesbianic

somthing that has to do with a girl liking another girl
The way that girl kissed her friend who is also a girl was very lesbianic
by Minnie254 December 29, 2007
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lesbian

Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"

Me-"yea it was like porn"
by jeffay1234657890 October 1, 2008
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Lesbian

Lesbian is a non-man loving non-man. You don’t have to be exclusively female to be lesbian or only like females. (that being said if you are under the non-binary umbrella you can be lesbian)
Some guy- “Hey, i think your cute, can i have your number?”

Person- “Oh i’m sorry i’m a lesbian, i don’t like men :)”
by 1oddperson August 16, 2021
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lesbian

non men loving non men
non binary people can be lesbians

lesbians can be attracted to non binary people
lesbians can use any pronouns including he/him (because pronouns don't equal gender)

- i noticed that a lot of these definitions were rly cisnormative so i had to fix it :)
person 1: i'm a lesbian and non binary
person 2: totally valid
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person 1: i'm a lesbian and my partner is non binary
person 2: swag
by hotlesbianmf June 2, 2021
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Lesbian

A woman or fem nonbinary person who is exclusively attracted to other women.
Not here for men's enjoyment, no, you can't "join in"
Kestrel and Valerie are married. They are Lesbian.
by anonymous December 22, 2020
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Lesbian

A no-man who likes non-men
Person 1. Hey your a lesbian right but ur also non-binary
Person 2. Yea a lesbian is a non-man being attracted to a non-man
by Hey_isbaye April 26, 2021
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