Skip to main content

Schrödinger's Legal Age

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024
mugGet the Schrödinger's Legal Age mug.

Legal

acknowledged as separate from equity under common or statute law.
Whether the beneficiary had an equitable claim based on the deceased's intentions or a legal right to the property was at the center of the inheritance dispute.
by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024
mugGet the Legal mug.

Legal

(of paper) that is 14 inches by 8 inches.
A yellow-colored legal pad
by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024
mugGet the Legal mug.
Angel Jose Robles Is Going To Legally Change The Legal First From "'Angel'" To "'Hellstrom'"
Angel Jose Robles Is Going To Legally Change The Legal First From "'Angel'" To "'Hellstrom'"
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
mugGet the Angel Jose Robles Is Going To Legally Change The Legal First From "'Angel'" To "'Hellstrom'" mug.

Legal exemption clause

If you are having court cases about this you are in violation of the legal exemption clause. I don't care if the judge has to bring it to me themselves. All of it. At once. Immediately.
Hym "YOU agreed to the terms of service. It's time for you to pay up. There is no court filing that need to happen here. And doing so is a violation of the legal exemption clause. You have taken way too long and I am starting to consider abusing it."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the Legal exemption clause mug.
Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla
Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
mugGet the Jaylavy Robles Bonilla's Legal Change Of Name Oder Is Jullisa Alastor Estrada Bonilla mug.
I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'
I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles'
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
mugGet the I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email