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Lasagna

What is made when you sleep with a girl on her period cum inside. When you see the blood and cum mixed in the folds, then you know you’ve made lasagna. Extra points if the girl’s Italian!
Dude, Becky was on her period last night but we did it anyway. I’ve never made lasagna that looked that good before.
by Penguincakemarconi October 27, 2025
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lasagna

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more
i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass
by anonymous February 13, 2023
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enemy lasagna

Woooooord disassociation
Enemy lasagna

Robust below wax
Semiautomatic aqua
Accompany slacks
by Commander Cat July 19, 2024
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Bitch Lasagna

Words you tell your crush when she don't answer you
guy: Hello
Seen 5:07pm
guy: Bitch lasagna
by Boproi August 26, 2018
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Lasagna Beef

The specific beef inside of lasagna
by Kashoot yourself April 23, 2019
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Lasagna Hunter

A person who goes for the girls that are not good looking/desperate because they themselves are ugly af and desperate. They’re standards are very, very low.
Person A- “You heard about Cameron Harlington’s girlfriend
Person B- “Isn’t she in year 10 and the one with the one who looks like a cold McDonald’s apple pie?”
Person A- “Yeh, he’s such a Lasagna Hunter.”
by Shirielle Han January 4, 2018
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