by thebigwan March 5, 2015
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I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
by Benedicte December 29, 2010
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Lapstick is another term for dick. Usually used in place of the word dick or penis and also can be used as a nickname instead of using Dick.
by Nate Cakes November 13, 2011
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1. cool, rad, bonkers, often used in context with shenanigans
2. lame, stupid, occasionally also referring to douchebaggery
The extreme ambivalence of the term is an uncommon and problematic linguistic feature. To avoid misunderstandings, the term should be used in an overly frequent way, thereby making its meaning as unclear as possible.
Mainly used as a single-word comment in conversations.
Derived from the German word "läppisch", meaning easy/small.
1. cool, rad, bonkers, often used in context with shenanigans
2. lame, stupid, occasionally also referring to douchebaggery
The extreme ambivalence of the term is an uncommon and problematic linguistic feature. To avoid misunderstandings, the term should be used in an overly frequent way, thereby making its meaning as unclear as possible.
Mainly used as a single-word comment in conversations.
Derived from the German word "läppisch", meaning easy/small.
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by nocturning May 22, 2017
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A dirty lapeedis is when a guy and a girl are engaging in sexual intercourse, and the guy pulls out and finishes off his load by jacking off. He tells the girl he is going to get it in her mouth with the intention of actually getting in there, but he completely misses and gets it somewhere else not even close to the girl. Quite common for guys with bad aim. The name originated from the movie Zenon Girl of the 21st Century, hence the name lapeedis. Somebody had tried to shoot Zenon with a blaster but was completely off.
Derek is coming over again today. I am sort of hoping he gives me a dirty lapeedis again cause I do not like the taste of his sperm.
by John Sambleback June 13, 2009
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