Abraham Lincoln

When you jizz on a girls face then shave your pubes off to make a beird on her

I Abraham Lincoln'd your mom... twice

by Pakidz December 9, 2006

Lincoln Village

A small portion of Rancho Cordova (California) that is said to be a miniature Oak Park (Refer to Oak Park). Lincoln Village is a small ghetto south of Bradshaw Road just north of Mather Field. Rancho Cordova is the target for most drug smuggles, and gang affiliated crimes. Mather Field being know to be another part of Rancho Cordova that is constantly monitored, due to gang activity.

Yo nigga, Lincoln Village Blood nikka, yadadi.

by W. James Fisher January 4, 2007

Lincoln Logger

n.

A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.

Verb- Lincoln Logging

"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"

"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"

by Schaft November 15, 2013

Abe Lincoln

While fucking a girl in the ass, take your shit covered dick out and wipe her shitty poo poo where, if she was abe lincoln, her side burns and beard would be. much like a Dirty Sanchez.

Then bend her back over, and once you are about to come, pull out and shoot her in the back of the head.

I finished that bitch off with an Abe Lincoln, just how the poor guy died in that theater.

by SpicyPMS October 13, 2009

Abraham Lincoln

You shave off your pubes, and then ejaculate onto you ladies face. Once you have ejaculated, throw the pubic clippings onto her face, forming a beard. Thus, you have Abraham Lincoln!

I gave your mother an Abraham Lincoln

by GLDeyo January 11, 2009

Lincoln Land

a small community college in central Illinois known for it's low standards and routinely leading to the drinking problem of underage kids in central illinois, do not ever let your children go there, do not let them "move into town" and go to college in springfield because truth is they will end up dropping out of COMMUNITY COLLEGE and working somewhere at the mall most likely Pacsun or Gloria Jeans Coffee. A few years down the road they will probably obtain a decent state job to support their mediocre lives. If you are ever thinking about saving money and attending a community college for two years DO NOT GO TO LINCOLN LAND, you will never get out alive.

Wow that girl from high school went to Lincoln Land, she must be pregnant, dead, or a coke head.

by springfield=death February 6, 2006

Lincoln Drape

The female lays down flat on the ground, while the man squats over her face - covering her eyes with his testicles - then he urinates in her mouth.

"Bitch! Lay down on the ground. I've got a surprise for you. Hold on, I'm gonna cover your eyes with my nuts. I like to call this one the lincoln drape.

by blasm55 November 19, 2010