Lavender Baby

A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.

Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."

by danibanana31 October 11, 2011

lavatious

Having to use the lavatory

I'm so lavatious right now after all that Chipotle.

by thelexer September 4, 2014

Lavender

A scent that soothes the soul.

Ok class today we're going to sniff lavender.

by Awesome Suace Man June 3, 2015

Lametry

Having done or engaging in behaviors or actions associated with being "lame".

They're all about lametry.

He had a degree in lametry, also known as being a cop/pig.

by Tumadreputo October 22, 2015

Lavender

A very beautiful awesome women who is worth alot more than she believes she is. An amazing person any guy would be lucky to be with. Also has a major lust for BBC and thinks about it during most sexual encounters to help herself out. 11 inches and thick asf is her ideal size

By the way she is walking she must be a lavender

by Vinnie Van Gogh December 29, 2016

lavender lips

The girl equivalent of blue balls

Girl: "omg I have some serious lavender lips"

by Purple pussy February 10, 2017

Lavencia

A ugly girl who stands out strongly fr filmmaker,🐮🎶🎼🎼🎵🎸🎶📻🎤🎵🎷🎶🎼🎤🎹

She such a Lavencia

by Tieman July 16, 2017