last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"

"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"

by thenoblesock January 28, 2008

Last Sausage In Tin

Refers to someone with a small penis, as in it's so small, when in the vagina it looks as if it's the last sausage in the tin (taking up no room)

'Oi Mikey, have you seen Bob's pecker? Apparently he did it with Jenny, can you imagine it? Must have been the Last Sausage In Tin!'

by Chuck-Diddy April 10, 2009

Last minuite swat

Someone, whome having done no homework during the week, who manages to ace the class test paper after only an hours revision.

Dude: How did Eric pass that test?! He done an hours revision at lunch. Thats all!!!

Chick: I know!! I've worked my butt off all week and he still beat me... He's such a last minuite swat!

by *skate-char-skate* December 7, 2010

Last Shots

it is the name of a vet from a wars funeral because they usually give them the 20 gun solute

Noun

"I was just at my Grandfather's Last Shots it got pretty emotional"

by Menino May 26, 2014

Last Number

Noun
Adjective

Abbreviated to LN
The most expensive or biggest you can possibly get
Whether its a burger or a car or tshirt

The last number is the top of the pile, it's maximum, the highest you can get or go

gGuy : "hmm, entry level is 20bucks. Nah nah, I'll buy me the Last Number for 100"

by TF'ingBoiHimself December 11, 2020

last go

The one final absolute last ditch effort to woo/date the girl you liked in the past but didnt really work out with and didnt manage to get over.

A last go is not only successful in the rekindling of the girl's love. A last go that brings closure or finality to your feelings can be very satisfying either way. Last gos are pretty risk free because hey, its a last go, there are no more possible gos. you have nothing to lose.

last gos are marked by extreme actions and a balls-out mentality. The all-odds-against-you situation makes the last go very appealing to any man with a true sense of adventure who has ever been hurt by a girl he loved deeply.

I have been dying to make a last go on Sam, whats she going to do, rebreak my heart? its a last go!

Dude, stop crying about becca, make a last go and move on.

Kelly is not worth a last go dude, she's nothing but trouble

So me and 13 of my friends stood in front of jan's house in white tuxedos to watch michael make his last go. He swooped in, kissed her, and then she slapped him... hey, at least he went out in style.

I think Ill make my last go when pam's pmsing so there's no chance Ill succeed, but when Im old Ill at least be able to say I went for it. win-win

by baby guy March 6, 2008

Last weeks meatloaf

The sexual act of licking someones butthole after awhile of not showering and after a bowel movement. You can call it last weeks meatloaf especially if there are dingleberries involved!

Hey man, I just had Michelle's last weeks meatloaf! I swear I was drunk!

by Davelle Minace July 9, 2011