1. noun — A person who scams huge amounts of money—often targeting hardworking OFWs—and does so with a straight face, backed by a talent for pathological lying. A Kulaong can fabricate stories faster than you can say “padala,” and will swear every lie is the truth… even when everyone already knows it isn’t.
2. verb — to kulaong; to deceive someone through elaborate lies while pretending to be trustworthy.
2. verb — to kulaong; to deceive someone through elaborate lies while pretending to be trustworthy.
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