Keyboard Killing

When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.

girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"

girl two: "ok"

girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"

girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"

girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"

by mishy!=] August 17, 2009

keyboard slide

the act of sliding your arm on keyboard and put it result into a search engine. Typically done when bored/high.

bored emo kid: life sucks, everyone is so conformist, i'm bored of cutting myself...... how bout a keyboard slide. No hits!! that's totally non confomist it is oozing with awesomeness.
Stoner guy: Whoa!?!!? I have fingers!?!?! I can do so much with them! like uhhhhhhhhhhh.......Whoa?!?!?!? i have a computer!?!?!??!?! Time for a keyboard slide.

by emoStoner69 June 7, 2011

Keyboard Balls

The confidence people suddenly get to say something offensive or degrading to someone when they are on facebook or another social network. This usually happens because the internet is almost consequence-free when it comes to trash talking.

Man, he's really got Keyboard Balls. he wouldn't ever say that to my face.

by ye it's cortez September 24, 2011

Keyboard

the thing you used to go to this website dipshit

you used the keyboard to get here what the fuck do you think it is

by Lamoypy August 30, 2018

keybored

you get keybored when you are typing a 10 page paper on mitochondria.

Friend: Hey want to go skateboard
You: No im keybored tonight
Friend: ok whatever

by Mike Graves May 17, 2006

keyboard ninja

one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.

im sick of these keyboard ninja's actin hard on the net.

by 907jones January 12, 2009

keyboard warrior

A person who expresses militant opinions, especially in support of war, but is too cowardly to do anything about it. The modern incarnation of the chickenhawk.

If you believe in it so much, quit being a keyboard warrior and get your own fat ass over there to fight.

by SuperMagus January 31, 2007